tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67665473003671973462011-07-08T11:58:22.919ZThink twice... click once.Chaffnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-40621681679529770792010-01-16T22:25:00.001Z2010-01-16T22:26:30.921Z

An infrequent dip into facts of fiction.Orson Welles was killed by a ninja.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-46201226568455231262010-01-15T12:44:00.001Z2010-01-15T12:46:17.543Z

An infrequent dip into facts of fiction.Peter Falk owns a hawk and Mia Farrow owns a sparrow.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-89419956611820282222010-01-12T09:36:00.002Z2010-01-12T09:38:09.659Z

An infrequent dip into facts of fiction.The generic 'man' image on the door to a Men's public toilet/bathroom is actually a woman in a trouser suit.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-27911807072794572812009-09-26T12:27:00.004Z2009-09-26T12:40:35.052Z

A north London council has apologised after a woman was refused the loan of 1p coin because she might "try and mix it into a small cake and offer it to a member of staff who may then choke to death on it."Harmony Bunting, 26, a self-employed breadmaker, was turned down at Holborn Library in central London. She said: "It's ridiculous - public libraries are supposed to be supportive of small

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-39954843076754140362009-09-24T06:09:00.003Z2009-09-24T06:11:49.969Z

Back in the ol' Stickernation days, Chaff was quite prevelant in decorating some highway furniture in and around the Midlands of the United Kingdom.Here is a link to some pictures of said wallpapering. Enjoy!Chaff Stickers of Ye Olde Past

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-70418299739973142272009-06-26T10:39:00.003Z2009-06-26T10:58:39.695Z

Many hundreds, perhaps thousands of people may be facing redundancy following the sudden death of King Of Pop Michael Jackson yesterday.It is believed that there are up 4,000 Michael Jackson impersonators and doubles now find themselves in an employment void with the singer's passing."I don't know what I'm going to do," said Jackson-lookalike Michael DeLille. "All my life, I've been trying to

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-15183710132349607412009-06-26T07:30:00.004Z2009-06-26T09:14:56.228Z

Organisers of Michael Jackson's comeback tour have insisted that despite the singer's death on June 26 that his series of gigs in London will go ahead.It is thought that voodoo priests from Haiti have been called in to reanimate the singer's corpse so that he can fulfil his contractual obligations for the 50 dates at the city's O2 Arena from July."It's not a problem; it's simply a case of

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-62125184492798049022009-03-14T15:58:00.003Z2009-03-14T16:16:55.472Z

R'n'B hooligan Chris Brown has been approached to play the character of Ben Grimm, aka The Thing, in a new Fantastic Four movie.The singer, who was recently arrested for driving whilst punching an unnamed female singer repeatedly in the face as he made his way to the Oscars, is said to be on the verge of signing the deal, reportedly worth $3.2 million."In light of Mr Brown's recent track record,

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-76643754409800586352008-07-29T14:23:00.005Z2008-07-29T19:43:49.836Z

Well, it would have been, were it not for things like wind and poor positioning of the release brigade. Releasing balloons across the West Country, attached to which are dozens of requests for better lives from local orphans.Hopefully, some of them wished they could live in a treehouse or something. Still, it's the thought that counts, surely...

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-56265707882863066072008-06-03T09:49:00.002Z2008-06-03T09:53:19.169Z

Once again, we have renewed our annual adoption commitment to our lovely sloth at Paignton Zoo.For the third year running we have gladly parted with a donation that will keep the little blighter in leaves, fruit and a branch for another 12 months!If you fancy adopting one of your own, head over to the Paignton Zoo website. It's far less hassle and far less expensive than an orphan from

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-59558164094010711402008-05-22T18:20:00.007Z2008-05-23T18:13:35.627Z

Not to be outdone by Champions League winners Manchester United preparing their bus-top tour around some of the richer areas of Manchester, Chelsea Football Club have been hard at work in the recording studio this week, putting the finishing touches to their new anthem, due for public release next week.“We’re Forever Blowing Doubles” will be released online through the club’s website at the end

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-36334246828243582252007-07-22T16:58:00.000Z2007-07-22T17:07:27.560Z

Remember the Lionel Ritchie video to 'Hello'?Remember how the blind art student fell in love with his beautiful voice?Remember how she lovingly sculpted a replica of his face with only touch for reference?Remember thinking "It looks more like Bruce Forsyth with an afro than Lionel... even I could do better than that!"?Well here's a bunch of blindfolded kids set to give it their own shot!

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-66644417044453384252007-05-23T08:31:00.001Z2008-07-02T10:11:02.556Z

Wow! We're as prolific as EMI, churning out all this music...but not quite as evil or soulless. Yes, the Chaff Musical All-Stars magical mystery tour continues, as we welcome the one and only Simon Iddol to the fold with another exquisite mash-based dish.Mr Iddol has been a strong proponent of all things mash-up for a while now, spending his time in his digital musical kitchen, turning out

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-2510333129107134132007-05-22T17:55:00.001Z2008-07-02T10:10:00.351Z

And the hits just keep on comin'..!Yes, always one to try his hand at something new, Chaff resident button-presser Lovegrove has gone and done some button pressing on one of these mash-ups things we're always harping on about!This epic 7-minute epic is truly an epic of almost epic proportions, and is called Epic by Faith No More is called In Da Hump, on the basis that it uses:- 6kg of 'In Da Club

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-8521939860538313242007-05-01T11:27:00.001Z2008-07-02T10:09:33.860Z

Our little foray into the wonderful world of mash-ups continues, this time courtesy of the schizophrenic legend that is Divide & Kreate. As usual from this Swedish supermixer, this is a boppy poppy little ditty that is more likely to be appreciated by the general populace than the arses at Sony, for whom it was originally commissioned...But the lovely D&K has now offered it up to the Chaff

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-28353100246304244952007-04-11T13:44:00.000Z2007-04-25T18:48:30.400Z

What exactly does it take for a world-renowned brand to have its own exclusive line of designer vinyl toys?Well, that was exactly the question that was puzzling us one busy afternoon at Chaff Towers, so we decided to down tools and try to figure it out. Sixteen frames of pool and 6 pints apiece later, we’d reckoned on three vital requirements…First off, you’d need a popular and versatile shape of

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-17162005704486985962007-03-15T22:00:00.000Z2007-03-15T22:11:29.641Z

Clint Eastwood has announced his return to acting, in another instalment of the popular Dirty Harry movie series. Westwood, who will turn 90 later this year when it gets to his birthday, has already written the basis for the script and said it will most likely be the final outing for the character of Dirty ‘Harry’ Callahan. Provisionally titled The New Currently-Untitled Latest Dirty

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-118328910852104772007-03-14T12:39:00.000Z2007-03-14T12:46:42.340Z

Library: Getty ImagesPhotographer: Steve MasonWhy on earth would anyone ever want to use this image on anything ever?

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-76660409469278750002007-03-10T18:46:00.000Z2007-03-10T19:44:50.156Z

Regulars will be pleased to hear that Chaff Online has pledged to continue it's commitment to the care of the fantastical sloths at Paignton Zoo and has renewed it's adoption for another 12 months! Hurrah!And for those of you wondering what the hell we're doing that for, check out this video: cute alert.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-81151852679993961122007-02-11T23:14:00.000Z2007-02-12T00:22:21.540Z

Howdy, Chaffer! Yes, we've had another makeover. This will be the third incarnation of the long-running, award-winning, time-wasting waste of time of a site. Hope you like it...if not, you can always revisit Classic Chaff for a limited amount of time!Otherwise, you can just read the same old junk, but in an all-new style!Enjoy!

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-56135714012876237082007-01-21T15:51:00.000Z2007-01-21T16:00:46.022Z

The media behemoth that is Chaff was spawned in 1995 when creators Martin Lovegrove and James Pollard clashed their creative heads together in an effort to relieve their artistic frustrations. The resulting 48-page, A5-sized pocket-friendly fanzine was an overnight sensation.In 1999, the duo discovered a little thing called the Internet and instantly, the possibility of causing offence to a

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-26785431791899663172007-01-21T15:49:00.003Z2008-07-02T10:08:35.156Z

The only place to download it!The mash-up scene just got a little purple...We love mash-ups and the masterminds behind them and one of our favourites around by far is Boston-based mashing machine Lenlow, who very gratefully agreed to work his talent over a tune just for us...How to make:Mix 400g of Sandie Shaw - By TomorrowAdd 250g of The Beatles - I Feel FineAnd a touch of Soweto Gospel Choir -

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-32058936680753516452007-01-21T15:48:00.000Z2007-01-21T15:49:02.783Z

Moves to get official backing to send David 'The Hoff' Hasselhoff into space permanently have been blocked by boorish do-gooders.The Russian government voted down a proposal to put the pop icon and former lifeguard on the international space station in 2008.Russian parliamentary member Alexei Minosefellov had said The Hoff’s involvement would guarantee the station international coverage and could

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-9440970805152800502007-01-21T15:43:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:03:55.491Z

June 10th 2004 - The Legend that was Ray Charles passed away. Now, not only witness, but participate in Charles' last stand, against long-time nemesis, Stevie Wonder!Lace up the boots and tighten those fists as you prepare to enter the re-match of the century – it’s no-holds barred boxing, Motown-style as Wonder and Charles take each other to town.Let’s get ready to stumble!Click here to launch

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-23357962431625034912007-01-21T15:39:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:03:30.073Z

April 15th has been a disastrous day in history. It's the date that Abe Lincoln was shot dead, the date the Titanic sank and the date that AOL came into being. And now...this.Yes, Chaffro invades the property of Rupert Murdoch again...only this time it's legal and he's not likely to get chased away by vicious guard dogs.As is the case with most MySpace pages, it's the usual array of nonsense,

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-89896951454557458282007-01-21T15:34:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:12:29.349Z

We don’t really know what it is about them but we at Chaff love sloths...We once saw a spellbinding documentary dedicated to them that revealed not only are they expert swimmers (good), not only do they sleep for up to 18 hours a day (better), but because of algae that coats their fur, they are often green. Yep, you read it right: green. Like The Hulk.What else do you need to know? That there are

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-23991364694280611862007-01-21T15:32:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:12:03.184Z

It's another Chaff Classic, brought back by popular demand!Originally on the interweb back in 2000, the Columbo Soich Engine took the world by storm as the "next best thing" in search Engines.Just click on Columbo's glass eye and enter your search query... and then sit back and let the stumpy freak find you the best damn sites worth checking out!Click here to launch site

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-81881332868468761742007-01-21T15:29:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:02:53.218Z

Some people complain that there's not enough stuff updated on this site. Well, exccuuuuuuussssseee meeeee! Don't you realise that the few of us who hold Chaff aloft are often busy trying to put out an award-winning bi-monthly magazine of the same name, so we can fund this web-based fiasco?No, of course you don't. And because of that, a lot of people have speculated that there is no award-winning

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-65016596242645928662007-01-21T15:25:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:11:26.271Z

They do say that all good things come in 10's, don't they?No? Well how about 'save the best 'til last'?Yes, just like Bisto, that sounds much better. So here we have the last in our tribute to the incredibly lazy Charlie Brooker's TV Go Home series... sniff... I'm sorry, it's all a bit much to take in... sniff...Click here to launch site

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-90976261783939397202007-01-21T15:22:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:10:30.614Z

We're quite proud of this series of little tributes to British comedy writer Charlie Brooker's ubiquitous comedy listing site, TV Go Home. The plan was to show Mr B that we admired his efforts so much that we'd gone to the trouble to rip him off (after all, isn't imitation the sincerest form of flattery?). We secretly hoped that we'd shake Charlie into resuming work on TVGH, and make us laugh -

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-84751830577423380582007-01-21T15:20:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:10:11.223Z

"An impossibly stylish spoof, and a very real candidate for 'Spoof TV Go Home Page Of The Year'. Visually untouchable, TV Come Back is every TV Go Home fan's dream page." - not PC Gamer UKOur continuing foray into rip-offs rampantly runs on, with our eighth take on the aforementioned site's TV listings. Quite what the problem with updating their page over there is, goodness only knows; all of

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-68688969607887015452007-01-21T15:15:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:09:50.474Z

Caution: as with all spoof television listings, test for sensitivity on the inside of arm.Yes! So successful has TV Come Back become, that just like TV Go Home, we will be debuting an all new TVCB television series later on this autumn on Channel 4! Don't believe us? Well, it's as likely as the TVGH one appearing any time soon...Directions: Read generously via eye areas. Re-read after swimming or

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-50432018468328911852007-01-21T15:02:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:09:14.683Z

Ingredients: Potatoes, Vegetable Oil, Salt, humour, words, a dash of poirple and a hint of a picture.Like an unwanted pet who just won't stay away, no matter how far you drive out to the country to dump it in a lay-by (bloody dog), our lovely TV Go Home pastiche just keeps on coming back in a new - but somehow strangely identical - guise for your late-night entertainment.Part of a multipack - not

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-1081837541919802172007-01-21T15:00:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:08:49.953Z

Feast your sensory digits over this moist tender page covered in thick milk humour.TV Go Home's evil twin, the dastardly TV Come Back hath returned to wreak - and I mean wreak - havoc on all those that doth dareth to cometh forth and be judged.Whatever. Here it is again, more inspired lunacy. Still no link on TVGH, so expect another one soon. In fact, nothing new on TVGH for weeks, so I guess

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-15382356738713399752007-01-21T14:57:00.000Z2007-01-28T19:08:23.652Z

Back once again with the renegade master, T for the TVCB, power to the Chaffers! Yes, it's another award-winning piece of ripping-off of TV Go Home for your viewing pleasure.We were sat around the other day at Chaff Towers discussing how it'd feel to have somebody shamelessly rip-off Chaff. Would we be flattered, or downright pissed off? We were wondering how Mr Brooker felt on the matter of us

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-23048721529324594482007-01-21T14:51:00.000Z2007-02-06T17:17:24.461Z

If you've never heard of the BBC's Celebdaq, we suggest you go and take a look, cos it's money-making muchos funus. However, the BBC have been bad. Nice site, yes, but they broke the code...Yes, it would seem that in a moment of madness, some BBC tech-head failed to remember the (unwritten) code that quite simply states "no other site shall use ye olde Chaff purple colour for thine website." As

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-26259674620340026172007-01-05T13:55:00.000Z2007-01-05T14:01:40.383Z

Well, well, wellity-well. As soon as we start our little homage, good ol' TV Go Home starts updating again!Now, we believe competition is a good thing, so to keep Mr Brooker on his toes, we'll keep our little tribute going for the time being.So once again folks, pull up a seat and flick the remote to TVCB Numero 3...Click here to launch site.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-3693218467226645752007-01-05T08:48:00.000Z2007-01-05T12:40:51.737Z

Cola Flavoured Soft Webpage - Best Served ChilledOur second serving of TV-inspired TV-dinner for you to devour fervently. Brain indigestion guaranteed!Best Before: See end of timeOf course, don't forget to visitthe original Big Daddy-O of spoof listings...Click here to launch site.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-89075292392775847552007-01-05T08:44:00.000Z2007-02-06T20:04:03.551Z

Originally published March 2003We at Chaff love this site. We’ve all bought copies of their book and even on repeat reads it never fails to make us laugh until we vomit. So imagine our indignation when we realised that there were only 2 TV Go Home updates throughout the whole of last year!Then, we thought we were saved when a show was promised – but it never materialised. Yes, we know that

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-26633197403675836482007-01-04T19:40:00.000Z2007-01-05T12:42:34.899Z

ADULTS ONLY!It’s more drizzle than sizzle, but easily hotter and wetter than a smoked herring.All of your ideal porn fantasies are soaked up in The Lust Sponge galleries. Bring a towel and invite your neighbours to share in the fun.Adults classified as anyone under the age of eternity, but a minimum of a hypersecond of age...Click Here to launch site.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-44811570380206951242007-01-04T19:37:00.000Z2007-01-04T19:38:34.717Z

Internet pranksters AOL are planning on enforcing a clause in subscriber’s contracts to force them to install 20-foot-high neon signs outside their houses detailing what type of web content they overwhelmingly search for.The signs will read one of the top 20 searches conducted through AOL’s home page, and includes words such as ‘football’, ‘jokes’, ‘pregnancy’, ‘cheap car insurance’ and ‘dirty

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-45936994657672075982007-01-04T19:36:00.000Z2007-01-04T19:37:37.280Z

War criminal and former Gestapo commandant Mel Gibson has been officially charged with committing war crimes.The 50-year-old, known as the ‘Road Warrior’, is facing claims that he was behind the deaths of more than 4,000 Jews, many of them children, between 1942 and 1944, when he wasn’t even born.He is accused of being “the worst example of anti-Semitism since the end of World War II”. Samples of

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-61296433752560461832007-01-04T13:55:00.002Z2007-01-04T13:56:15.426Z

The bass player of new rock saviours Idiots Green has pulled out of the rock group's forthcoming tour of America and Africa and Russia and China and Malta and Armenia and Nigeria and Canada and the Isle Of Ireland because of cranberries."Owing to cranberry poisoning following an intensive period of cranberry medication, Idiot Pete shall be taking a rest," a statement on the band's website

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-21668249344731976252007-01-04T13:55:00.001Z2007-01-04T13:55:47.610Z

Facts.What are they?The truth is, nobody really knows. And what is commonly known about facts is that they’re mostly made up of lies and untruths. However, some facts are in truth, entirely truthful; these are known as absolute facts, and they have settled many an argument down the pub about the capital of Portugal or the name of the Duke who started World War One and other such guff like

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-73513290707705577202007-01-04T13:54:00.001Z2007-01-04T13:54:52.367Z

Celebrity competitors are gearing up in New York to take part in the very first Cannibal Run.Up to 30 C, D and G-list actors, actresses, singers, stand-up comics and has-beens will participate in the all-you-can-eat-straight-off-the-street jaunt, which starts next weekend.The race from Greenwich Village in NYC to Huntington Beach, CA will truly be a test of ‘survival of the fittest’ and will see

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-1830267252467811782007-01-04T13:51:00.002Z2007-01-04T13:54:04.700Z

It has been revealed that the award-winning actor Gene Hackman will be named as the public face of Circusalooza, the travelling circus industry’s union, in a fun-filled ceremony next Clamday.The Oscar-winning star will appear in a series of advertisements for the Miami Beach-based company over the next four years. He follows in the footsteps of fellow actors Denzel Washington, who was the face of

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-84558450178066244852007-01-04T13:51:00.001Z2007-01-04T13:51:34.347Z

Reports have been made public that a woman from London has cooked a wild boar with a dauphinoise sauce in a kitchen oven as part of a dinner reception as recently as last night.The unmarried woman, who cannot be named for anonymous reasons, is also believed to have a seven-year-old daughter. It is not clear at this time whether the child was aware of the full extent of her mother’s culinary

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-8788111681349166812007-01-04T13:50:00.002Z2007-01-04T13:51:04.909Z

A musical based on the life and career of diminutive actor Joe Pesci is to open in the UK.The show will chronicle his slow rise from grocer's daughter to the key moments of his movie career, including being a matador trainer in Raging Bull to his Oscar-winning performance as an evil clown in the Home Alone series.Tunes in the Londinium Arts Centre show include How Am I A Funny Guy?, A Tombstone

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-73175617250884587552007-01-04T13:50:00.001Z2007-01-04T13:50:36.779Z

Some important people, maybe including the Pope, have launched a campaign to save wild carrier bags from extinction in England.Environment Minister Bushby Marmoset has urged the public to report the plastic bags’ whereabouts as part of a "cultural conservation action plan".England's 120,000,000 strong native population has been under threat from non-native ‘Bags For Life’ and from the deadly

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-11144161195733485542007-01-04T13:48:00.000Z2007-01-04T13:49:19.173Z

The 1988 movie drama Rain Man has been named the Worst War Film Of All Time in a recent online poll.The dramatic story of a psychic weatherman (played by Tom Cruise) beat 1980s US film Das Boot into second and German-made 2001 film La Haine into third.Despite coining the popular catchphrase "you can't have pancakes without maple syrup!", the Cruise-Hoffman starrer failed to impress in the

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-73864351511262953972007-01-04T13:47:00.000Z2007-01-04T13:48:41.416Z

Microphone abuser Pete Doherty has been twittering on again about his joint love for ex-girlfriend Kate Moss and drugs."I'll love her forever, duuuuh, I will you know, duuuh" he told someone who could be bothered to listen to him."But whilst I think I'm in any way connected to crack or heroin I can't be in her life. She says it's like having an affair with another girl. And I like to call her

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-34942602882159440342007-01-04T13:46:00.001Z2007-01-04T13:46:28.272Z

Celebrities from around the world have spoken of their grief of the death of former actor Sir John Lennon on the 50th anniversary of his fatal meeting with a bullet from a gun, fired at him at high speed from a distance that was close.In a 12-hour documentary to be transmitted digitally via satellite into home television units, over a thousand well-known faces will offer their tributes to the

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-16262620382290379812007-01-04T13:45:00.000Z2007-01-04T13:46:01.210Z

A copper statue of culinary legend Ainsley Harriot has been erected in the Chinese city of Cancuk Woncuck - a day before a second statue of him is unveiled in his home village of London.The life-size 4 metre high statue depicts the former Calypso Twin in a typical defensive cooking position.England unveils its own statue of the kitchen star on Sunday, at a ceremony to be attended by Ainsley’s

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-14118598072668544462007-01-04T13:44:00.000Z2007-01-04T13:45:19.023Z

A new $400-million movie based on the life of Pac Man is to be produced to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the computer gaming legend.Production is scheduled to start in the New Year. Hollywood insiders have reported that the Grammy award-winning diminutive actor Tom Cruise has agreed to star in the title role.Provisionally entitled Pac Man Begins, the story, written by accomplished

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-22972499364603202062007-01-04T13:42:00.000Z2007-01-04T13:44:14.484Z

Musical idiot Pete Doherty has been stopped by police in Dundee city centre after he was found drinking in the streets.Officers seized alcohol from the Babyshambles frontman and gave him a warning after the incident around 0845BST on Friday morning. Pleas from passers-by to be less lenient were dismissed.Doherty, who is the on-off-more-times-than-a-malfunctioning-strobe-light boyfriend of

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-7680562248383483042007-01-04T13:16:00.001Z2007-01-04T13:16:50.663Z

Filming is about to get underway for a controversial Hollywood remake of the Hollywood remake of the classic zombie horror, Dawn Of The Dead.Whilst many critics have announced the project as a waste of time and money, the movie’s producers have vehemently defended the decision to spend $240 million on the film, despite the previous rehash of the classic story, released only last year."The last

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-24665999491927599132007-01-04T13:15:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:46:18.103Z

Electronics giant Apple have unveiled their latest gadget at a culinary fair in Ohio: the Apple iPeeler.Apple CEO Steve Jobs arrived unannounced at the event in Newark to personally launch the kitchen accessory, which he described as “the next giant leap in the evolution of fruit and vegetable preparation.”Taking the podium for his launch speech at the Kitchen & BBQ Summerfest 2005, Jobs spoke to

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-30646761024403396952007-01-04T13:14:00.000Z2007-01-04T13:15:09.844Z

Dog food makers have hit upon a novel new way of finding ingredients for their new range of 'Smart Foods'.Despite being an urban myth for some time, producers of canine dinners are approaching schools in the hope of using reconstituted student works to fill out their cans - resulting in dogs, quite literally, eating student's homework."There's no smoke without fire, and we have to assume that

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-83570014245147161972007-01-04T13:13:00.001Z2007-01-04T13:13:37.981Z

A student household has been thrown into confusion after the discovery of an unmarked bottle of tablets triggered a bizarre series of incidents.The find was made last weekend as four new young tenants moved into reputable student residence in Leicestershire.John Hammond, 21, from Nottingham, found the brown tinted jar, containing approximately 20 unidentified tablets, in the bathroom cabinet and

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-47377612584652692942007-01-04T13:08:00.000Z2007-01-04T13:12:51.120Z

A new family-fun game, tipped to be a seasonal favourite, has been pulled from toy shops only weeks before Christmas.The new movie-themed charade game called Mimage - where players have to mime movie titles to other players - has been recalled after initial test households deemed it too difficult.A spokesperson for the games creator, Box Clever, said the decision was “disappointing but necessary.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-59093461436353327792007-01-03T20:48:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:45:28.394Z

It has emerged this week that a new form of Internet virus has begun to spread across the World Wide Web.The latest worm has been labelled Dyslexiax by industry officials who discovered the emergence of a new threat only last week. It is believed that the D-worm could have infiltrated the web weeks, or even months ago.Watchdogs have told Internet users not to worry too much at this early stage,

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-14188130617425880992007-01-03T20:47:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:45:01.080Z

A man from Birmingham has called for mobile phone operators to curb the quality of polyphonic ringtones available for his mobile, after missing 97 consecutive calls."I’ve got a few now," said Matt Hewson, "and the trouble is they sound too realistic. They don’t sound like ringtones anymore.""I downloaded a Beyonce tone and assumed that when it was ringing, it was the actual song playing on a

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-87707443116949654842007-01-03T20:45:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:44:44.141Z

A man from England has started a new voluntary group to lead a campaign against birdsong.Gaylord Hildebrand, 49, from Hersham in Surrey has become so frustrated by the continuing lack of official effort towards reducing the amount of unnecessary twittering from birds in the area that he has formed an organisation called Canned Beak and has recruited a group of similarly disgruntled locals."I

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-59393983708330262242007-01-03T20:43:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:44:27.690Z

The following transcript is a press release issued today from British radio DJ John Peel, stating his intention to run for the office of Prime Minister at the next General Election.I haven’t felt this passionate about spreading the word to people since The Lying Glorified released their second album, ‘(Jump) The Shark Fin’ (released on Boniface Records subsidiary label, Crackled Eyeliner, in 1978

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-20411955722667556262007-01-03T20:42:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:44:02.539Z

A Sunday League footballer came to realise the full force of nature today, after a free kick taken by a team-mate veered wildly off course."Darren [Ellis, team captain] is a great set-piece tactician," said Ponticliff Ranger midfielder Greg Marks, "but when that ball went flying about twelve yards wide and another fifteen yards above the goal, I was a bit shocked.""Darren said a gust of wind

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-22285825044666261472007-01-03T20:40:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:43:39.409Z

The doll who accuses Toytown celebrity Huggy Bear of toy-rape is set to face him in court on Wednesday when she testifies about her sexual past.At a closed hearing in The Old Shoe Box in the Toytown district of Pretty Trees, the doll is scheduled to answer questions about her raunchy plastic sex life, to decide if those shocking details can be used at trial.The defence argues the information

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-78756484878450570192007-01-03T20:39:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:43:16.931Z

A priest in New Jersey has sparked controversy by suggesting that parts of The Bible are made up.Aaron McHart, a 52-year-old cleric in Newark, NJ, said this week that it occurred to him that parts of the Good Book were simply “over-exaggerated figments of somebody’s imagination” and not likely to have ever happened.“I was getting towards the end of it during my monthly read, and it suddenly

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-69484757222139277902007-01-03T20:37:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:42:54.480Z

London Police Officers were called to Downing Street last night, after concerned passers-by heard a fracas taking place in a house on the famous road.But the heated argument turned out to be nothing more than a domestic dispute between a young couple.“It is true that two officers were sent to Downing Street to investigate a disturbance, after several people reported hearing raised voices,” said

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-24179650012835269572007-01-03T20:36:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:42:36.590Z

Police and paranormal investigators are pursuing claims from an 11-year-old boy that he was forced to have sex with an alien.The incident is said to have occurred in the late summer of last year. Experts fear that once the full extent of the crime has come to light, the effort to extend and accomplish Earth-Alien relations could be severely hampered."We need to wait and see what exactly happened,

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-34406620584013772672007-01-03T20:33:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:42:15.918Z

Literally dozens of people have woken this morning to find that their homes have apparently been entered during the night; but instead of taking items, these burglars have left additional goods in the properties.“I was quite shocked at first,” said Michelle Bennett of High Wycombe. “Of course, my initial reaction was to get right on the phone to the police. But then I spotted this brightly

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-16026270406402645692007-01-03T20:29:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:41:35.472Z

A rogue politician has sparked outrage in Belgium with controversial plans to commemorate a World War II atrocity with a real-time reconstruction.The event - tentatively entitled 'Stalingrad II: This Time It's In Belgium!' - would see Brussels' Rue De Stalingrad being transformed into piles of burning rubble, occupied only by snipers and tanks.According to Pierre Du Comsy's plan, the first stage

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-13511414281955449992007-01-03T20:28:00.000Z2007-01-03T20:29:30.512Z

UK sheep could soon be at risk from a deadly disease spread by Ainsley Harriott.The Ally-allooh! virus has long blighted the West Indies but in recent years has begun to spread into Europe as the range of the Harriott's culinary dominance has increased.Culinary experts told the British Association Annual Science Festival that efforts were underway to develop new, more effective television chefs

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-85371751340235635652007-01-03T20:26:00.000Z2007-01-03T20:27:58.103Z

Television celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott has stunned the culinary world with his latest gourmet offering.Fans of the former pop star have been eagerly awaiting his exclusive pay-per-cook "Deep Grilled Pomme De Terre in Perforated Seafood Sauce" recipe, after it was promoted on Harriott's website as being "a revolutionary new dish to suit all sorts; it's a dinner delight and it's 'kool' with the

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-63393241128487671752007-01-03T20:25:00.000Z2007-01-03T20:26:50.618Z

Debt-hobbled media giant Ainsley Harriott has agreed to sell his Atlanta-based professional basketball and ice-cream hockey teams.Harriott said the sale of the Atlanta Grilled Hawks basketball team, the Atlanta Vanilla & Raisin Thrashers hockey team and Madam Marge's Jamaican Jambalaya Café was "the best thing to do in difficult circumstances, plus it'll make me a mint!" The deal also includes

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-82596767132082259782007-01-03T20:23:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:39:54.483Z

70's disco superstars Tavares have pledged their support to TV chef Ainsley Harriott's campaign to re-house 400 chimpanzees following the closure of the National Monkey & Primate Park.The group will team up with Harriott - formerly of the award-winning pop duo The Calypso Twins - to record a new version of their classic hit 'More Than A Woman', entitled 'More Than A Monkey'.A spokesman for the

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-85744808671979508522007-01-03T20:22:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:39:27.919Z

Ainsley Harriott – is there anything the man can’t do?OK, we haven’t seen him try and do an awful lot, but we at Chaff are convinced that if Ainsley wanted to do something, he'd succeed at every step.So far in his life, Ainsley has seamlessly ventured from succesful careers as a stand-up comedian, to pop star, to chef, to TV chef, to TV presenter chef, to TV talk show presenter chef to his

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-29282862481654260362007-01-03T20:20:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:39:11.812Z

Big Daddy Flashmaster D has secured his fourth title win at the annual Pimp’n Grand Lakes Hoes Golf Tournament in Las Vegas.The self-proclaimed "big-hittin’ nigga" from Chicago notched up four successive rounds of 4 under par to leave him on -16 for the tournament, and in line for the year’s Grand Slam victory."Yeah, I managed to show all these other pimps out here who’s the real daddy on the

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-12416514694090568622007-01-03T20:18:00.000Z2007-01-03T20:19:46.667Z

The world of science has been rocked by the discovery of an orange tree on the surface of the moon.The find has already caused a furious war of words and threats between rival nations and businesses over who has legal ownership of the plant and who can harvest the fruit.Astrologers in Norway initially made the discovery three months ago. The team had to double-check their findings twice again in

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-31759708880400552512007-01-03T20:16:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:38:46.076Z

Investigators today officially charged a man suspected of playing an instrumental role in several international terrorist attacks.Alastair McRood, a computer programmer from County Cork in Ireland, faces charges relating to his alleged involvement in "acts of extreme terror designed to induce the nature of terror or fear into individuals or groups of individuals, of actively seeking collaborators

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-37528780386368383662007-01-03T20:14:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:38:28.820Z

Boozy ex-footballer Jimmy Greaves has developed a unique brain disorder that has left him only able to talk in clichés.It is believed that the dangerous combination of years of excessive drinking and the blinkered lifestyle of football punditry has resulted in most of his thought patterns collapsing, leaving the soccer legend in a state of bewilderment."It's actually quite strange," said

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-1848270273522160362007-01-03T20:10:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:38:09.355Z

The BBC has been accused of showing the television programme Columbo at a scheduledtime.The episode, entitled Mind Over Mayhem, was shown last Tuesday at 2.15pm, precisely the time that it was advertised as being shown at in the BBC's listing magazine, the Radio Times.Viewers were not at all stunned to see the episode they had hoped to see, and there were absolutely no calls of complaint to the

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-3201598252780819982007-01-03T20:08:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:37:50.578Z

The woman who accused former Tory MP Neil Hamilton and his wife Christine of Christmas Tree illegalities has been found guilty of making up the incident.Trainee egg Dianne Hungry-Hippos was found guilty of two counts of three and being a pervert in the courts of justice by unleashing two rogue breasts at police officers.The Hamiltons were arrested in 2001 after the lady told police she had been

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-46874301039206919252007-01-03T20:07:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:37:30.644Z

Thousands of tenant farmers have been banned from allowing genetically modified (GM) soldiers to be grown on land.Dozens of controversial GM Army trials taking place across the UK are due to end this millennia. Public consultation will then follow on whether these soldiers should be grown commercially in a joint venture between the Coca-Cola Company and filmmaker Steven Spielberg.The government

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-65420289095210779922007-01-03T20:05:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:37:01.531Z

An 89-year-old woman taken from a land mine laboratory three weeks ago has been found impersonating the late comedian Tommy Cooper at a seaside resort by police.Bandy Herapath, who has nine fingers on one hand, was found safe and well at an address in Brighton, after a tip-off from a police snitch.Her daughter and granddaughter are being held by police after refusing to say who she was. They will

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-58917333727537341262007-01-03T20:03:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:36:39.397Z

Forget the intelligence of dolphins - astounding new evidence has come to light that shows the most mentally attuned type of beings on the planet are human babies.And whilst it is widely acknowledged that the early years of life have the most impact on eventual human potential, a conspiracy has been uncovered that shows parents are discouraged from developing their infants' brains too far. Many

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-53524167910243890192007-01-03T20:00:00.000Z2007-01-03T20:02:28.504Z

Almost 500 fellow Cockneys flocked to a Left In The Lurch in London today to witness an incredible Otis Redding between Joanne Marsh, a right Cuddle and Kiss and Jeffery Cucumber, a prominent and wealthy Iron Hoof.The pair have become the toast of the British capital party scene following a highly publicised three-month courtship that has stunned both sets of friends and families of the couple.

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-80376392004368900202007-01-03T19:58:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:36:07.027Z

The origins of April Fools Day have been completely revised by the French Government in an effort to stake claim to "inventing" the day.Now, officials are claiming that a religious character by the name Pope Gregory changed the calendar year around in 1562. An unnamed French source said, "in sixteenth-century France, the start of the New Year was observed on April first. It was celebrated in much

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-55280050271618875882007-01-03T19:56:00.000Z2007-01-03T19:57:57.160Z

Good news spread over fields in Belgium earlier this week, with tragic consequences.It is believed the news was carried across Eastern Europe by a cloud of radioactive gas from Russia, and was welcomed by Belgian farmers who didn't realise the full extent of the damage the news caused until it was too late. Approximately $4 million worth of crops and livestock, including 3 sheepdogs and a baby

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-11592314594145378262007-01-03T18:42:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:35:34.537Z

A dog that went missing for three months has returned to it's owners safe and well, and with the secret to achieving a higher plane of existence.Domino, a poodle-bulldog-doberman-dacshund cross revealed that he had taken the unannounced leave of absence to go and find "the real pooch inside." It is believed that the determined doggy travelled from his home in Yorkshire to the fabled canine Mecca

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-61663549566192075372007-01-03T18:40:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:35:15.700Z

The hit television show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, is a front for Satan and his unholy return, it has been revealed.And more evidence in a damning report published yesterday also told how the contestants aren't just playing for money, but are pawns in the Dark Prince's claim to human souls.The report has been compiled on the evidence of two men who worked on the production of the show in

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-70830651390154828192007-01-03T18:38:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:34:47.370Z

Elvis Presley was killed by fairies that believed that he was the embodiment of an Evil Goblin Lord, according to a fairy double agent.According to Fluttering Filameena, a flower fairy from the Fireside Farm in Fairyville, Presley had upset fairies with his rendition of traditional fairy folk songs, such as Blue Suede Shoes and Hound Dog. Fairy officials also believed that Presley was in close

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-61628123255744672552007-01-03T13:53:00.002Z2007-01-22T13:34:22.695Z

The world's most unorthodox group of brainboxes, the Intellectual Dynamic Unit, has announced that their next annual convention will be held in a hollowed-out pumpkin.The group spokesman, Professor Benjamin Harding, told the world via a webcam conference that he had come to a "very special arrangement" with the radical genetic modification of food team, Big Plums, to hold the convention inside

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-37726607224984482952007-01-03T13:53:00.001Z2007-01-22T13:33:42.942Z

A peanut believed to have been licked by Jesus has gone on display at a travelling holy roadshow in Nazareth.The dry-roasted nut is the main attraction at the Heavenly Cherry Brandy Display Caravan, which has been travelling the Middle East for almost 40 years now, and plans to extend its tour into Eastern Europe.The show promoter is the infamous entrepreneur Hamed Masemmi Hamed, a 29-year-old

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-86030958695910207972007-01-03T13:51:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:33:11.866Z

Science fiction nerds have descended on Sydney, Australia, following the discovery of an image of X-Files star Gillian Anderson's face in a gymnasium's brickwork.The find came after the publication of a photograph in Sweatband magazine of Aussie songstress Kylie Minogue opening Jim & Jan's Gymnasium in May of this year. Miss Anderson's face could be clearly seen in the pattern of the brickwork of

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-59997079933724901152007-01-03T13:50:00.000Z2007-01-03T13:51:16.433Z

A wrestler has been killed in a stunt-gone-wrong at a major sports-entertainment event in Mexico.A stunned crowd of drunks watched as Juan 'The Cyclone' Pablo Pavlova attempted to jump blindfolded from a thirty foot tall steel spike onto an opponent wearing a full suit of antique armour whilst laying prone on a solid oak table erected on a glass cabinet filled with broken sea shells and rusty

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-86977253187430661492007-01-03T13:49:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:32:23.314Z

The female menstrual cycle is an elaborate hoax, shocking new evidence has revealed.Male scientists have unearthed parchments dating back from 1785 that detail plans by a group of women in China to come up with "the mother of all excuses" to get back at their uncooperative husbands. It is now believed that the plan worked so well, it was distributed to women all over the world, and has been

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-58824051784890760502007-01-03T13:48:00.002Z2007-01-22T13:31:50.236Z

A deadly computer virus known as Obolox is has been detected in the Japanese capital Tokyo, and is threatening to disable over a billion computer networks worldwide.An Australian news team, who were in the vicinity of the Japanese Computer Shopper SuperStore where the virus surfaced, first reported the news yesterday. ABS reporter Jane Macaroon was on hand when the virus, described as "

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-72589075685414911692007-01-03T13:48:00.001Z2007-01-22T13:31:16.973Z

A wild Siberian tiger has been named as the new Chief Of Police for New York City.The city's Department Of Just Juice made the announcement last weekend, and the tiger - known as Artemus River - will be sworn-in in a ceremony next month at a tea party on the banks of the East River. The appointment comes only five days after the shock resignation of former police Chief John Pallet, who walked out

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-32287939636596257392007-01-03T13:47:00.000Z2007-01-22T13:29:59.904Z

Teenage opera starlet Marianne DeLumf has stunned her friends and family with her latest venture - a collaboration with a chart topping Death Metal band.The Parisian-born 13-year-old hit the headlines last March when she became France's biggest selling music artist of all time with her angelic tones and innocent looks. But fans were shocked to discover that Marianne's biggest influence was the

Chaffnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6766547300367197346.post-41508722389288737942007-01-03T13:46:00.000Z2007-01-03T13:47:09.928Z

FROM THE TEAM WHO BROUGHT YOU 'THE CROW REPORT' COMES AN INCREDIBLE NEW INVESTIGATION...1992. A West Midlands semi-detached house is burnt to the ground. All occupants escape unscathed, except one; Tommy The Hamster.1994. A vetinary surgery in Edinburgh is set ablaze, causing £5000 worth of damage. All occupants and pets escape unscathed, except one; Melinda The Hamster.1998. Four children are

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